Nobody ever proven that life is a serious thing - thus I would advise You to sit back, relax and enjoy my company in a private room, I have a strong feeling You won't regret it.
What turns me on:
The idea of f*cking in public places makes me extremely crazy! The fear of being noticed excites me the most. The only thing I need is a partner. Any volunteers?
What turns me off:
Impoliteness and racism!